Joke: Did you hear the story about the Peacock?
Answer: It is a beautiful tale!

Joke: Where does a Peacock go when it loses it's tail?
Answer: To a retail store!

Joke: Did you read the joke book on Eggs?
Answer: It really cracked me up!

Joke:Why do Seagulls live near the Sea?
Answer: Because if they lived near the Bay, they would be called bagels (bay gulls)

Joke: What is smarter than a talking Parrot?
Answer: A spelling Bee

Joke: What happens when a Duck flies upside down?
Answer: It quacks up!

Joke: What did the Duck say after he went shopping?
Answer: Put it on my bill!